Me when I see something I’m interested in.

rcktpwr:
kitfisto:
*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready
*hogs squealing*
maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow, imagine what fucking them can do

yourfavelovesyouunconditionally:

Kirby from KIRBY!!! loves you unconditionally!!!!!!!

yourfavelovesyouunconditionally:

Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog loves you unconditionally!!!!

haberfish:

I like to think Mega Man and ROB have good talks

bogfox:

positive-memes:
Be nice to everybody
*talks kindly to my friend until they become 8ft tall and can help me reach stuff from the top shelf*

sol-lar-bink:

I rarely draw Darkria, like super rarely.
But this idea sprung to mind
Shadowy mist will envelop you

cool-eevee:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:
i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about
Op please change your url

akumanorobin:

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*
the Twitch chat in my brain :

ipoetried:

listen to yourself and watch your language.
instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.
instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
instead of saying “sorry if i am a burden”, say “thank you for the time and energy you invest in our friendship”.
good things will come when you realize you are not an apology.

silver-tongues-blog:

newtgeiszler:
chaoticgood:
anime character: i was born a boy but i want to be called a girl! i view myself as both cute and a girl so please, refer to me as such!
cis anime fans:
cis people in the notes of this post:
*checks notes*
cis people: *saying slur*
me:

frawgs:

guess i’m holding my own tiddie tonight

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

lilacbreastedroller:
shkspr:
i know this is A Meme™ but i’m being 100% genuine and honest when i say: some of you never had a glee phase and it really, really shows
every part of this post smacks you in the face

mitski-miyawakis:

that is the worst thing i’ve seen in my life